There is a special place for our loved ones beyond this life on earth. Today, on Friday morning (October 31st) of this year, our beloved success Marcus Crumpcake went there in his sleep. I , the rest of the team are completely devastated by the tragedy. He was a genius developer and businessman - a real professional who touched millions. The void in our hearts may never be filled from this loss. He tried his best to share what he loved with the world and bring peace back to humanity. Rest in peace, sweetheart

- Delilah Crumpcake
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// Marcus was a piece of sh**. In the last months of his life he got extremely sick but was somehow still in charge. I did all the f**king work around here! Watching Marcus die over the course of 2 months was like watching an earthworm writhe, but now imagine everybody yelling at the worm to go home or go to the goddamn hospital. oh yeah, and he totally wasn't compensating for beating his wife and abandoning all the other women and kids he had. He was bad at business too This project is retarded. Buy a wiki site to "spread his joy"? All of our traffic goes straight to the f**king old website page. "Spread his joy" might just be code for how he impregnated every female he saw and "professional who touched millions" well that might not be so far off. I admit, this project is f**king cursed! Some days it feels like nothing gets done or my progress goes backwards. I swear we did more with this website before he died but, there's almost nothing to do besides that strange game no one wants to take credit for. It's like we're up against something or its pushing us back. Don't know but I'm glad it took that manchild out. Headquarters is complete chaos. Today we sat and did nothing (what else can you do if it's like all our work gets undone.) His widower came in hysterical and loud. And we're individually losing our minds. We have no direction. Ahhhhhh. ! FYI, If you're reading this, you saw nothing.